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    Julius Caesar and Pompey the Great were rivals for the position of First Consul of Rome. They spoke before the Senate, putting forward their cases for election to the post, by recounting their deeds in the service of Rome.

    “When the Gauls attacked Rome, I defended the city,” Pompey said, “and drove them out killing 100,000 Gauls.”

    “I invaded Gaul,” Caesar said, “and I too slew 100,000 Gauls.”

    So the Senate gave the position to Caesar because in Europe away Gauls count double
     
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    I just begged for an appointment about my gambling addiction.

    Fortunately they had a slot.
     
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    Just read a survey stating that 75% of people are stupid.

    I'm feeling rather smug that I'm obviously in the other 40%!
     
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    I've just cleaned my fridge and now everything is at least 2 inches apart.

    I am shelf isolating.........
     
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    Diane Abbott is suing Tesco for putting her signature on their hot cross buns without prior consent.
     
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    The new Nightingale hospital in Glasgow has been renamed .... ICU Jimmy
     
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    Had a terrifying experience last night.

    I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
     
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