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    The wife brought home a tub of ice cream and asked me if I wanted some.

    "How hard is it?" I asked and she cheekily replied "As hard as your cock when you think of me naked!"

    I said "Go on then....pour me a glass!"
     
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    Told my mum she was the best mum in the world this morning and she goes ‘well what about my mum?’ so now I’m sat here having to slag off gran to save an argument
     
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    I trimmed my fingernails this afternoon . . . .
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