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    A beautiful family photo from our last official outing. I’m framing it for Archie as he’ll never see any of them ever again (except his father!)

    We all had so much fun!

    Laughing & chatting like old friends

    And look at Me! Such a professional. Straight into the camera lens

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    I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough !!
     
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    *****BREAKING NEWS! *****

    Sadly news has just reached us saying that the first member of this group has sadly died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 500 cans of assorted food, 100kg of pasta, 75kg of rice, 200 toilet rolls and 30L of hand sanitiser which he had panic bought from Aldi “just in case!”

    The whole lot collapsed and buried the daft ba*tard!
     
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    Sound needed !!
     
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    To be honest, staff at my local Sainsburys were under the assumption that I've been panic buying alcohol for the last four and a half years.......
     
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    Toilet paper is out of stock.
    Cat litter isn't.
    You know what you need to do
     
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    Ever since it was brought to my attention that you can say “Covid-19” to the tune of “Come on, Eileen,” I’ve been unable to read it any other way
     
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    BREAKING NEWS:

    Germany bracing itself for Corona Virus. People are visiting hospitals in the early mornings to put towels on intensive care beds.
     
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