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    The World best Sheepdog was sold at auction this week. It went for £18,750.
    But was rounded up to £19,000
     
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    Job at the FBI

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin .
    After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

    two men and a woman.

    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

    the men to a large metal door and handed

    him a gun.

    'We must know that you will follow your

    Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

    Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

    in a chair . . . kill her!!'

    The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

    never shoot my wife.'

    The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

    for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

    The second man was given the same instructions.

    He took the gun and went into the room. All was

    quiet for about 5 minutes.

    The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,

    but I can't kill my wife..' The agent said, 'You don't

    have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

    same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the

    gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one

    after another. They heard screaming, crashing,

    banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was

    quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the

    woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

    'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to

    beat him to death with the bloody chair.'
     
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    There was an ABBA tribute band playing in our town centre today.

    You could hear the drums from Nandos.....
     
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    I've decided to sell my Hoover

    Well, it was just collecting dust.....
     
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