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    A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

    The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

    The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

    When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

    Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

    "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
    "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.
     
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    Dave recently landed a job working at the local Cemetery, and said he has discovered what he believes to be the Tombstone of the oldest man ever to live.

    I said “Go on…?”

    Dave said “He was 193, and his name was Miles from Dublin”
     
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    I've just got a job making plastic Draculas
    There are only two of us on the production line.

    So I have to make every second Count .
     
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    Just burnt my Hawaiian pizza...I should have put it on Aloha setting.
     
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