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    Ant & Dec have announced that Yoko Ono will be joining the rest of the Celebrities in the jungle on Friday.

    She is also tipped to win, as she has been living off a dead Beatle for the past 30 odd years!
     
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    WOMEN'S ENGLISH



    1. Yes = No

    2. No = Yes

    3. Maybe = No

    4. We need = I want

    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

    6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

    7. Sure, go ahead = you better not

    8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

    9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!

    10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?





    MEN'S ENGLISH



    1. I am hungry = I am hungry

    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

    3. I am tired = I am tired

    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

    5. I love you = let's have sex now

    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

    11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
     
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