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    BREAKING NEWS - Security concerns have been raised following reports that the perimeter fencing at Knowsley Safari Park, near Liverpool, is falling into disrepair, and there are no funds available to replace it.

    When asked about the consequences of a lion escaping, and wandering around Merseyside, a park spokesman said, "it would just have to defend itself the best it could !!!
     
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    Just phoned Radio 1 to enter their Mystery Prize competition.
    The presenter answered and said,
    "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize".
    "Brilliant " i said
    The presenter said ,It's a Maths Question
    Great I said ,I love maths, feeling confident.
    "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 tickets to a Southampton game and meet the players after,
    what is 2+2 ?"
    "7", I replied.
     
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    I just saw the Scottish Football result this afternoon...and I thought they voted to STAY in Europe.
     
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    Touched my inner self this morning.

    Last time I buy Tesco value toilet roll.......
     
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    I bought the wife a vibrator for Christmas.

    All she has done ever since is moan and groan !
     
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