The barnsley joke page

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Before marriage, I would sit at stop lights for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

 

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Honestly I didn’t give Dr Victoria Bateman a second thought when I bought this.

 

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Westlife have let themselves go.

 

Photographic evidence has emerged that Queen Victoria was a bloke!

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I got a metal detector for Christmas. I've only used it the once, but I was wearing steel toecap boots at the time...
I'm just finding me feet at the moment

 

xcuse my rant but I'm absolutely fuming ......
My son got sent home from school yesterday. He has been suspended for running around the girls toilets waving his willy around. Idiotic yes but it seems he had done it for a bet.
Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the headmaster to explain that it was just a bit of tomfoolery gone too far. However, he was having none of it and has stuck by the suspension.
Getting a bit peeved, I asked the head if he would rather have him thieving and smashing the school up like others I could mention.
"No", he said, "I would rather have him teaching the year 5 Geography class that he is employed to do"..........

 

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Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?
The ultrasound guy.

 

What about on his day off?
The hip replacement guy.

 

This bloke said to me, "I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar."
I said, "Is that a fret?"....

 

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.