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    Maths problem:

    Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.

    He gives 1 to Mohammed & 1 to Hassan.

    Calculate the radius of the explosion.
     
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    Mexico has decided to pay for the wall...

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    It was freezing outside so I asked Ethel my 79 year old neighbour if she needed anything from the shops.

    She said she did so I gave her my list.

    No point in us both going out in this weather......
     
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    The Williams Formula One team has completed its driver line-up for the new season........

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    The guy who stole my diary died last week.

    My thoughts are with his family.
     
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    The inventor of Strepsils has died.

    He has requested no coffin at his funeral.....
     
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    'Lucy in the sky with diamonds'

    John Lennon - great musician, rubbish at Cluedo.
     
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