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    The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
    "What happened ?" she asks anxiously.
    "What happened!!
    I'll tell you what happened. I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found ?
    Yes, your daughter, my Jean, with a naked guy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
    "Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I 'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
    Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
    "I told you there must be a simple explanation .....she didn't receive your email”
     
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    What do Manchester City and Princess Diana have in common?

    They both got done over by the Palace!
     
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    I got a Womble pepper grinder for Christmas.

    It's rubbish.

    Everything is either underground or overground.
     
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    My stupid dog ate all the christmas tree lights, I took him to the vet and they assured me they could whip them out in an hour.

    I gave him a little cuddle to reassure him, and his little face lit up.......
     
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    Whenever I've been to a funeral all I got was some sandwiches and a drink.

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