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    I think as marriages go, we’re doing absolutely awesome, I mean I get to sleep with my wife nearly every day!

    Nearly on Monday
    Nearly on Tuesday
    Nearly on Wednesday
    Nearly on Thursday
    Nearly on Friday
    Nearly on Saturday
    Nearly on Sunday
     
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    It was so cold last night that my jaw started to freeze...... so I gritted my teeth
     
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    I went to Tesco to get 6 cans of Sprite.
    It was only when I got home that I realised I’d picked seven up
     
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    Stevie Wonder is on tour when he turns to one of his roadies and says, "My harmonica isn't working."

    "What harmonica?" he replies, "You've just sucked the chocolate off the side of my crunchie."
     
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    "You can't park there, it's a disabled space," shouted the car park attendant.

    "There are eleven empty spaces - it's not as if eleven disabled people are all going to turn up at once, is it?" I replied.

    At which point the Southampton FC team bus pulled up to disprove my theory.
     
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    Friday night is curry night.....

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