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    A drunken lady leapt into a taxi stark naked. Sachin, the Indian taxi driver made no attempt to drive off. "What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

    "I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from..."

    "Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"

    "Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with?!"
     
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    Started a new job as a postman today , my first delivery had a note on the door saying " If no one is in hide in the garage "

    That’s 8 hours I’ve been hiding and still nobody’s found me......
     
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    Breaking News... Diane Abbott has sent her letter of resignation to number 9 Downing Street.
     
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    Went to a Stevie Wonder concert last night and he invited the audience to shout out requests.
    A little Japanese chap next to me shouted " Stevie play jazz chord "
    Stevie Wonder replied " I don't know jazz chord, it's not one of mine "
    The Japanese fella shouted back " you do, you do...I'll sing some for you...." I jazz chord to say I ruv you "
     
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    The new Brexit 50p coin !

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    BREAKING NEWS - Dianne Abbott has withdrawn her resignation after it was explained to her she's not in the Conservative Party ...

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