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    Best advice I have ever received, don't let Sean Connery teach your dog to sit......
     
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    Every time I drive past a field of cows, my wife leans out the window shouting abuse.

    Turns out she is dairy intolerant.
     
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    Congratulations to my wife on reaching a new culinary milestone.
    Today she set off the neighbours smoke alarm!
     
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    The wife leans over to me today, and says “ my nipples are as hot today as they were fifty years ago”.

    I said "they ought to be, ones in your coffee, and the others in your porridge".
     
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    My son didn't cope well with going to jail.

    He refused to eat or drink anything. He swore at everyone and covered his room with his own s*it.

    After that we never played Monopoly again.
     
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