1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

The barnsley joke page

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by kiwiqpr, Mar 25, 2014.

Page 214 of 835
  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    117,042
    Likes Received:
    235,456
    On the menu I saw something called Golden Soup.
    I called the waitress over and asked why it was called Golden Soup.
    She said it was because there were 24 carrots in it....
     
    #4261
    kiwiqpr, Aug 14, 2018
    San Diego and Gordon Armstrong like this.
  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    117,042
    Likes Received:
    235,456
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4262
    kiwiqpr, Aug 14, 2018
    Wooperts_duck, San Diego and Gordon Armstrong like this.
  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    117,042
    Likes Received:
    235,456
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4263
    kiwiqpr, Aug 14, 2018
    Wooperts_duck, San Diego and Gordon Armstrong like this.
  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    117,042
    Likes Received:
    235,456
    'I was present when it was laid but I don't think I was involved with it'
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4264
    kiwiqpr, Aug 14, 2018
    Wooperts_duck, San Diego and Gordon Armstrong like this.
  5. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    161,590
    Likes Received:
    299,060
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4265
    Wooperts_duck, Aug 14, 2018
    San Diego and Gordon Armstrong like this.
  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    161,590
    Likes Received:
    299,060
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4266
    Wooperts_duck, Aug 14, 2018
    San Diego and Gordon Armstrong like this.
  7. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    161,590
    Likes Received:
    299,060
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4267
    Wooperts_duck, Aug 14, 2018
    San Diego and Gordon Armstrong like this.
  8. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    161,590
    Likes Received:
    299,060
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4268
    Wooperts_duck, Aug 14, 2018
    Gordon Armstrong and San Diego like this.
  9. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    161,590
    Likes Received:
    299,060
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4269
    Wooperts_duck, Aug 14, 2018
    San Diego likes this.
  10. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    161,590
    Likes Received:
    299,060
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4270
    Wooperts_duck, Aug 14, 2018
    Gordon Armstrong, San Diego and kiwiqpr like this.

  11. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    161,590
    Likes Received:
    299,060
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4271
    Wooperts_duck, Aug 14, 2018
    Gordon Armstrong, San Diego and kiwiqpr like this.
  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    117,042
    Likes Received:
    235,456
    please log in to view this image

    I was present...I don’t think I was actually involved.
     
    #4272
    kiwiqpr, Aug 14, 2018
    Gordon Armstrong and San Diego like this.
  13. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    117,042
    Likes Received:
    235,456
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4273
    kiwiqpr, Aug 15, 2018
    Wooperts_duck, Gordon Armstrong and San Diego like this.
  14. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    161,590
    Likes Received:
    299,060
    please log in to view this image
     
    #4274
    Wooperts_duck, Aug 15, 2018
    San Diego and Gordon Armstrong like this.
  15. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    161,590
    Likes Received:
    299,060
    Manchester City preparing for their first home game of the season.

    please log in to view this image
     
    #4275
    Wooperts_duck, Aug 15, 2018
    San Diego, Gordon Armstrong and kiwiqpr like this.
  16. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    161,590
    Likes Received:
    299,060
    In an effort to determine exactly whats happened out side Parliament in London yesterday, the police were seen questioning a number of letter boxes in the immediate area!
     
    #4276
    Wooperts_duck, Aug 15, 2018
    San Diego, Gordon Armstrong and kiwiqpr like this.
  17. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    161,590
    Likes Received:
    299,060
    Fancy playing hide and seek all day and getting paid for it?

    Become a member of staff at B&Q!
     
    #4277
    Wooperts_duck, Aug 15, 2018
    San Diego, Gordon Armstrong and kiwiqpr like this.
  18. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    117,042
    Likes Received:
    235,456
    When asked if he preferred legs or breasts,
    Paddy said that he had a particular fondness for shaved fannies.
    He was informed that this was not an option with a KFC bargin bucket.
     
    #4278
    kiwiqpr, Aug 16, 2018
    San Diego and Gordon Armstrong like this.
  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    117,042
    Likes Received:
    235,456
    A duck waddles into a pub, goes up to the bar and says to the barman, have you got any grapes, the barman replies No mate this is a pub not a grocers. The duck turns round and waddles out. The next day the duck returns to the pub, waddles up to the bar and asks have you got any grapes, the barman says, I told you yesterday, we don't have any grapes this is a pub not a grocers. The duck turns round and waddles out. The next day the duck returns to the pub and asks, have you got any grapes, the barman is now apolectic and screams at the duck, I keep telling you, you dumb stupid duck we don't sell ****ing grapes, if you come in here again and ask for grapes I'll nail your stupid beak to the bar!!!! The duck turns round and waddles out. The next day the duck waddles into the pub goes up to the bar and asks the barman, have you got any nails, the barman is somewhat taken aback by this, and says well actually NO we don't have any nails.
    OK says the duck can I have some grapes then please?
     
    #4279
    kiwiqpr, Aug 16, 2018
    San Diego and Gordon Armstrong like this.
  20. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    117,042
    Likes Received:
    235,456
    The staff at McDonalds are so friendly these days, when a fat bird served me earlier she even apologised for the weight.
     
    #4280
    kiwiqpr, Aug 16, 2018
    San Diego and Gordon Armstrong like this.
Page 214 of 835
: this kiwi dont eat worms, kiwi never sleeps, kiwi was here, LIKE KIWI, kiwis watching you lot, kiwi farts a lot

Share This Page