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    After Brexit, will my continental quilt still work when we leave Europe?!
     
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    The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
     
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    My Grandad was killed by a steam train, apparently he was chuffed to bits.
     
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    IN RESPONSE TO ALL RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG:

    PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM.

    YES, HE BIT TWO PEOPLE WEARING BURKAS,

    TEN PEOPLE WEARING TURBANS,

    TWENTY PEOPLE WEARING JEREMY CORBYN T-SHIRTS,

    TWO CAR DRIVERS WITH RAP MUSIC BLARING FROM THEIR VEHICLES,

    FOUR JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES,

    TWO MORMONS,

    NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR ASS CRACKS,

    THREE MUSLIMS AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.



    BUT, FOR THE LAST TIME. . .



    THIS DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!
     
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    Boris Johnson’s generalisations about the burqa are inaccurate. These women are not “letterboxes” or “bank robbers” & if he were to bother to sit down with a Muslim he’d see that under that garment there is a human being inside who despises the west & wants homosexuals dead.
     
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    To prevent the spread of Bird Flu the Irish government today announced an immediate ban on all Hen Parties!!..
     
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