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    • George Bush is being giving his daily briefing, he is told that yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.
    • "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That"s terrible!"
    • His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
    • Finally he looks up with a devastaded expression on his face and he asks,
    • "How many is a brazillion?"
     
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    I think they should bring back hanging, and we should be able to watch it live on TV.

    They could call it The Noose at 10!
     
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    • Following the problems in the financial sector in the US, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
    • In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded,
    • Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
    • Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
    • While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
    • Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
     
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