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    A friend of mine was unfairly sacked whilst working on the bumper cars at the local fair.

    He’s taking them to a tribunal for funfair dismissal......
     
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    I pulled a gypsy girl last night. She asked me if I'd like to go back to hers for some fun. She wasn't joking.

    2 goes on the dodgems, waltzer and ghost train plus I went home with 3 goldfish.
     
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    An Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery.

    The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman, "That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn't even see me."

    The Irishman replied, "That's just simple thievery, I'll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results." The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says, "Sir, I want to show you a magic trick." The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.

    The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked 2 more times and after eating them again the owner says, "Okay my friend, where's the magic trick?"

    The Irishman then said, "Look in the Englishman's pockets."
     
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