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    Q: If a dove is the "bird of peace" then what's the bird of "true love"?

    A: The swallow.
     
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    After his performances at the World Cup, Neymar is the favourite to win the FIFA Fallon D'Floor.
     
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    • "Mummy, Mummy! Can I wear a bra now that I"m 12 ?"

    • "No David."
     
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    • I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I spotted a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
    • I said, "Morning."
    • He replied, "No, just taking a dump."
     
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    Katie Price is looking her age.......

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    Went out for a curry last night. I had a chicken tarka.

    That's a bit like a chicken tikka, but a little otter.
     
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