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    <laugh>
     
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    • Which three English League teams have swear words in their name?
    • 1) Arsenal
    • 2) Scunthorpe United.
    • 3) Manchester F*cking United.
     
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    My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked the dinner,

    So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
     
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    Things turned really ugly at my house last night.

    The wife removed her make up.
     
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    Anyone got a owners manual for a wife?

    Mine's giving off a terrible whining noise!
     
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    JACK WILSHERE BREAKS ANKLE AND PULLS HAMSTRING IN WEST HAM PRESS CONFERENCE

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    A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

    Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

    "Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the there's no Santa speech. At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech. When I was 8, you hit me with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you tell me that grown-ups don't really f*ck, I'll have nothing left to live for."
     
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    My wife has just finished designing a new hi speed cordless screwgun for Makita.

    It has 21 torque settings with variable speed and ‘Never go flat’ batteries.
     
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