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    The last time Germany were knocked out of the World Cup at the group stage was in 1938.
    Lets hope they dont take it as badly this time!
     
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    On their way home after the group stages:

    Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Tunisia, Morocco, Nigeria.

    Conclusion:

    Praying 5 times a day is a complete waste of f*cking time.
     
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    F*cking hate public toilets when you go in and a vegan has left a floater!

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    Can't believe the Weight Watchers website asks me to accept cookies......
     
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    Q: Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any youngsters?
    A: Because he just comes once every year, and its down your smokestack.
     
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    Wonder if this will help Neymar keep his balance on a football pitch......

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    An Irish boy stood crying at the side of the road.
    A man asked him,“What's wrong?”
    The boy said, “Me ma is dead.”

    “Oh bejaysus," the man said.

    “Do you want me to callFather O'Riley for you?”

    The boy replied, “No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”
     
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    Brazil's World Cup hopes hang in the balance after Neymar receives high-five from small child:

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