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    Steve Bruce poses in Aston Villa's home kit for the 2018/19 season

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    I just saw a pensioner do a tribute to the German football team.

    She got off the bus, looked a bit confused and lost, then got back on the bus and went home.
     
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    The wife asked me to get a camper van.

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    I got thrown out of the cinema for taking my own food in yesterday.

    Been ages since I've had a barbecue.
     
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    I started giving my wife driving lessons.

    Thought I'd do the responsible thing and start her off on the Postman Pat ride outside ASDA, plus it's only 50p a time.
     
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    What South Korea did to Germany earlier today......

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    BREAKING NEWS:

    England fans get sun loungers at hotel pool in Russia........
     
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    Diane Abbott is suffering during the current heatwave.

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    A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

    “How did this happen?” the emergency room doctor asked her.

    “Well, I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied.

    “What?” sputtered the doctor. “You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?”

    “No, silly” the blonde said. “First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, “I just paid $6,000 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest.”

    “So then?” asked the doctor.

    “Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.”

    “So then?”

    “Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought, “This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.”
     
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