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    Getting ready for the World Cup
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    My blonde wife and I got into an argument because I accused her of being stupid.

    Eventually she jumped up out of her chair and yelled, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't walk out that door!"

    I replied, "The plane hasn't landed yet."
     
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    The England team visited an orphanage in Russia yesterday.

    "It's heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope" said Vladimir, aged 6.
     
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    I asked my boss, "What do you want me to do with this 6 meter roll of bubble wrap?"

    He replied, "Just pop it in the corner." ...............4 f*cking hours it took me!
     
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    Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?

    Stirling Moss.
    Lewis Hamilton.
    Eddie Irvine.
    Ayr Town centre.
     
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    Reporter: "Mr Southgate, how far away are you from a World Class team?"

    Southgate: "About 3 hotels."
     
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    Accordion to a recent survey replacing words with names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected .....
     
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