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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Jana’s Birthday Party.
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    I never used to mind my wife hitting me in the face as she climaxed until I found out she was faking it.
     
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    I'm not saying people in my area have bad teeth, but one woman just smiled in Tesco and the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of saucepans.
     
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    My Mum always used to say to me, "Always go for ugly women, that way you know they'll always be faithful."

    Clearly she's never f*cking watched the Jeremy Kyle show.
     
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    • Yesterday I received an e-mail from a bored housewife looking for some action.
    • Eager to please, I sent her my ironing.
    • That should keep her quiet for a while.
     
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    Liverpool are pleased to announce the signing of :

    NO SALAD.

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    My bum was sore after a curry.
    The wife said "ringsting"
    I said 'why?, what will he know about it?"
     
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    I found an origami porn site but it's paper view.
     
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    Scientists announced today that dolphins are second to man in intelligence levels.
    Which means, women are now down to third place.
     
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    My daughter is looking for a summer job. She’s a millennial so she’s hoping to find part-time work as a CEO.
     
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