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    Students in Louisiana thought this symbol looked like a gun so they called the police.
    I kid you not.
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    Liberals are now coming for our weapons of math instruction!!!!!
     
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    ahh
    the youth of today

    tomorrows leaders apparently
     
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    City fans on their way to Wembley

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    Ride-on lawnmower for sale £300

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    Well I think we all made this list.... I’ll bring the wine
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    • Paddy was driving down the road in County Kerry when all of a sudden he notices somebody in a field of corn to his right in a rowing boat.
    • So he pulls up, gets out and shouts over "You there, what"s your name and what the bejesus are ya doing in a boat in a field of corn?"
    • The man casually replies, "Me name"s Seamus, and I"m rowing me boat, what does it look like I"m doin"?
    • You know what," said Paddy, "Its people like yaself who give us Irish a bad name, why I"d beat you up meself right now only I can"t swim"
     
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    A Southampton woman has lost her case at Southampton magistrates court today, after she tried to sue Hampshire health services after her husband went in for an operation which left him unable to have sex with her afterwards.
    Mrs Minger of Shirley aged 67 said to reporters outside court this afternoon "Me and me 'usband Fred 'ave 'ad bangin' sex till 'e went ta 'ospital and 'ad 'is operation, now 'e's not interested 'n me and it's all down to them twats" !
    The surgeon who performed the operation and attended court to give evidence said "all we did was removed Fred's Cataracts" !
     
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