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    If DHL are delivering to KFC restaurants, perhaps the chicken is behind their bins?
     
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    BREAKING: Agent Cob's handlers suspected of trying to open communication channels with their former asset.
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    KFC go into liquidation!

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    Mouse for Females.
    After years of research Microsoft have found that women do not like the traditional mouse normally supplied with PC’s. They found that they would be more at home with the design shown below!

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    I said to the wife, "it's my birthday tomorrow so why don't we try something from the Kama Sutra?"

    "Lovely," she said, "I'll have the Chicken Biryani."
     
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    Disgusted by the appalling smear that Jeremy was any use to anyone in the 1980s.
     
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    Vegan birthday cake
    just made of flour and sadness
     
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    • "Mummy, Mummy! All my friends are married,
    • Susie has married a rich Barrister,
    • Jenny has bagged a millionaire businessman,
    • Rachel has married a Premiership footballer.
    • I just don't know what I'm doing wrong, I'm attractive, big breasts, lovely figure. I"m getting desperate."
    • "Calm down dear, just follow the advice on the Heineken advert."
    • "What do you mean?"
    • "Get the head right and the rest will follow."
     
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    • One of the larger ladies in our office was all dressed up last night.
    • She had on a short skirt showing her stocking tops, a flimsy low cut top showing lots of cleavage, and a feather Boa.
    • I asked why she was all dressed up and she said, "I"m going to a fancy dress party as a hooker"
    • "Really" I said. "You look more like a prop forward to me."
     
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