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    I deny I was a ‘useful idiot’ for the Soviet Union.
    No-one, but no-one, has ever referred to me as ‘useful’. #AgentCob
     
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    Just in Blackpool, saw a guy & woman shouting then fighting. A copper turned up but instead of calming things down he starts twatting the guy with a baton! The guy gets the baton and starts hitting the copper AND his wife! Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages.
     
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    So I went to the travel agents and asked about holidays abroad.
    “So where in particular?”,asked the travel agent.
    “Majorca” I replied
    “ Sorry, Sir, but it is Mayorca.....you see the J is silent ...when do you plan to go?”
    “I was thinking Yune or Yuly!”
     
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    I suddenly don’t feel like a hotdog.
     
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    • Friendship between Women:
    • A woman didn't come home one night.
    • The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
    • The man called his wife"s 10 best friends.
    • None of them knew anything about it.

    • Friendship between Men:
    • A man didn't come home one night.
    • The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.
    • The woman called her husband"s 10 best Friends.
    • Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
     
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    • My mother's a gullible old dear, so when she asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I wrote out a list.
    • She spent hours at the shopping centre trying to find an air guitar, and a fanny magnet.
    • But she wasn't fooled at all by my request for the book; "French Military Victories."
     
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    The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died today.

    His wife is said to be in 1500 pieces.
     
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    Rare KFC chicken meal deal for sale £1000

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