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    Jeremy Hunt announces new plan to reduce burden on NHS by asking Daniel Sturridge to retire.
     
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    I spotted the council inspecting pot holes the other day.
    Apparently they're not bad enough to do anything with them yet.

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    I bumped into J K Rowling yesterday so I asked her about Harry's father, and she thinks it's James Hewitt too !
     
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    Sad news....... the managing director of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trecking across the Antarctic.

    Paramedics said he could have done with another coat........
     
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    Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday.

    The ungrateful f*cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
     
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    I’ve just installed CCTV in the down stairs toilet.

    You can now follow me on Shi*ter.
     
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    A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.

    So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.

    He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

    The chief looks at the tree and grunts,"Tree."

    The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

    Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

    The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
    hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

    The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."

    The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both..

    The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years
    teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

    The chief replied,
    "My bike."
     
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    I went into the pet shop, yesterday and saw an old mate working there.

    "Alright, Steve", I said.

    "Don't you work in Burger King anymore, then?"

    "Nah, moved on to a better job, pal"

    "Anyhow, what can I get you?", he asked.

    "Glad to hear it. I'm looking for a tropical frog"

    "No, problem", he said.

    "And do you want flies with that?"
     
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