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    Terrible day. Parked my red Tesla convertible outside Cape Canaveral Space Center and I’m pretty sure it’s been towed.
     
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    From just £3 per month, you can help us supply clean child prostitutes to all our staff.
     
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    Jon and Matt have been promoted from privates to sergeants.
    Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Jon says, “Hey, Matt, there’s the Officers Club. Let’s you and me stop in. ”
    “But were privates,” protests Matt.
    “Were sergeants now,” says Jon, pulling him inside.
    “Now, Matt, I’m gonna sit down and have a drink.”
    “But were privates,” says Matt.
    “You blind?” Asks Jon, pointing at his stripes. “Were sergeants are now.”
    So they have their drinks, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Jon. “You’r cute,” she says, “and I’d like to screw you, but I’ve got a bad case of gonorrhea.”
    Jon pulls his friend to the side and whispers, “Matt, go look in the dictionary and see what” gonorrhea “means. If it’s okay, give me the okay sign. ”
    So Matt goes to look up, comes back, and gives Jon the big okay sign.
    Three weeks later Jon is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
    “Matt,” he says, “Why’d you give me the okay?”
    “Well, Jon, in the dictionary, it’s gonorrhea affects only the privates.”
    He points to his stripes. “But were sergeants now.”
     
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    • I had to get a Visa last week to gain entry into Jordan.

    • I prefer the good old days when she accepted cash.
     
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    now what
     
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