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    The daughter mentions to her Dad, "Dad, there is something that my
    boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand. He is SOooo in to his
    cars and said that I have “a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a
    fantastic bumper."
    Her Dad replied, "You tell your boyfriend that, if he opens your hood
    and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his lug nuts
    so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking oil
    out of his exhaust pipe."
     
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    Everytime Theresa May goes into her house at 10 Downing Street, she knocks on the door and waits for somebody to let her in.

    How can she run a country when she can't even remember her bloody key?
     
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    My wife told me she enjoyed sex best whilst on holiday, not the best postcard I have ever received to be honest!
     
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    I was in a nightclub last night when a Scouser came up to me.

    She said, "Do you like avocado?"

    I said, "No, sorry love, I don't drive."
     
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