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The banter

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Castleger, Aug 13, 2010.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> I'm no exactly Mr. Motivator myself. Being white and afraid of dayglo spandex doesn't help either. I do **** all out here, you're lucky if I actually do an hours graft over a 12 hour shift. I lucked into this line of work though.

    If you're going offshore be a Technician or Analyst of some kind. We do **** all. The Chemist on here told me he's got a wee "bed" made up in his lab because he's got **** all work to do. ****s on about £500 a day out here.
     
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  2. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i would work of shore if i could get my own cabin, i like ****ing too much to share a room <ok>
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> Depends where you work. Quite a lot of the modern platforms are connected up to "Floatels" which isn't producing oil or gas just a seperate accomodation platform. Generally you get you own cabin on them. Not that it makes a difference if you're sharing I manage to stangle Kojak plenty out here and I'm always sharing the cabin.

    There's a reason blister cream is the most popular item from the medic out here.
     
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  4. Null

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    <laugh>

    ****ers!
     
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