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The bacon thread. NSFM

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by A.L.D.O 4.1, Jan 30, 2016.

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I cut the fat off it. ****ing rank

    That's the bit I throw to the dog

    (Don't have a dog)
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 30, 2016
  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Have you tried looking for them?
     
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    monacoger, Jan 30, 2016
  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    How very gay of you
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jan 30, 2016
  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    They're probably on his head
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 30, 2016
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  5. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Bollocks!!!
     
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    ERINBLACK, Jan 30, 2016
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> find them aye?

    Telt yeez
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I see what you did there, even if you didn't! <party>
     
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    monacoger, Jan 30, 2016
  8. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I'm ****ed!!
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    :huh:
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 30, 2016
  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Was your Azerbaijani girlfriend ****ed too :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 30, 2016

  11. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Yup!!
     
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    ERINBLACK, Jan 30, 2016
  12. Null

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    **** Jew
     
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    Null, Jan 30, 2016
  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Auld Drew must be quite the bronzed adonis I'd say <diva>
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 30, 2016
  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Bacon is magic, pity its a killer.
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste goood.

    Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I won't know cos I ain't ever gonna eat the filthy motherfuckers.
     
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    Archers Road, Jan 30, 2016
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  16. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    If only!!
     
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    ERINBLACK, Jan 31, 2016
  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    If you say a quick prayer to your supermarket bacon sarnie, does that make it Ham al Tesco?
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jan 31, 2016
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Have any of you lot ever had pumpkin pie? I don't reckon it'd be that nice.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 31, 2016
  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    It does sound a bit rank. Not that pumpkin tastes of anything much anyway.
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Bacon from my small farm butcher is fantastic the supermarket **** is pumped full of water and shrinks with this horrid white foam.
    Buy good bacon or die of pork cancer.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jan 31, 2016
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