I don't read the papers, so I'll never know. Tbf, if it was The End Of The World that ought to make the front pages.
I'll need to get more sleep because i won't sleep tonight thinking of how Goetze, leonowski, Messi and Suarez are all going to sign this summer. Oh sod the prostate - I need a tension-relieving ****, after which I'll feel the usual that we'll not win the Prem for another 26 years.
Apparently all the clubs above us have been done for doping and we're now actually top of the league by 10 points #ouryear
Something about Weymouth having a rain free day...? that would be more front page news though really.