We've got no-one to WU anymore. The man u board has died. Not ****ing surprising really, the plastic ****ers
Think a Master Wummer has to play the long game initially, trying to raise the WUMees spirits and get them believing in their club again. Only when this has been achieved can you then start the serious WUMming process. For a fine example of this dark art at work you need look no further than @Somebodys pinched my sombrero postings on the Sunderland board.