I can see it, now... Dimbleby: "On tonight's panel, we have PISKIE, an extreme right-wing Wengerite, who believes that finishing 4th, with nothing more each season is enough to justify Le Prof's existence at the club. Our first question comes from a Chelsea fan." Chelsea fan: "Does the panel think that an end to FFP will sound the death-knell to clubs like Arsenal, who have been working on perfecting a self-sustaining model for financial stability?" Dimbeby: "This is, of course, a reference to the anticipated scraping of the FFP regime by FIFA after a sustained challenge through the courts that it offends against the free movement of trade across Europe. PISKIE?" PISKIE [hands together, resting on his chin, deep in thought]: "This is a very good question, and one that will, and ought, to perplex most supporters of any club. [A round of applause begins to ripple through the audience, but PISKIE holds up a hand]... except, of course, for one. That club being the Spuds... Dimbleby: "Sorry! The Spuds...?" PISKIE: "Yes, David, the Spuds." Dimbleby: "I've never heard that phrase before. Surely, you are referring to Spurs?" PISKIE: "Indeed, I am, David. The Spuds..." Dimbleby: "Sorry to keep interrupting - and I will let you have your say - but why do you keep referring to Spurs as "Spuds." PISKIE: "Spurs! Potatoes! Spuds? Get it?" Dimbleby [with the look of someone who has just seen a nun juggling three dildos]: "No!" PISKIE: "That's my point, David! The Spuds will fail with or without FFP. They are a bunch of clowns!" Dimbleby: "I think the questioner is looking at the wider picture..." PISKIE: "And he is quite right to do that. In the wider picture, the Spuds will never be better than Arsenal - ever! - and will never rise above the Europey League!" [The audience begins to boo] Audience Memeber: "Get off, you freak!" Dimbleby: "Surely, you can answer the question within a framework that does not centre around THFC?" PISKIE: "That is delusional nonsense, David, and you know it! Not everything centres around the Spuds!" Dimbleby: "Yes, that's what I was say...." PISKIE: "You're beginning to sound like a Spudling, now, David!" [The audience grows increasingly restless. Someone throws a bottle of piss at PISKIE's head] [The network pulls the plug, and the following notice appears on screens: WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INTERRUPTION. NORMAL SERVICE WILL RESUME JUST AS SOON AS WE HAVE REMOVED THIS CLOWN FROM THE STUDIO]
HIAG has a very vivid imagination. it's the same imagination that has him believing that he's a Rock God / Lawyer / Professional referee. Everybody else simply knows it as bullshit
I get people to laugh at you, whereas you are forced to resort to base insults that are neither witty nor clever. That's the difference between us, PISKIE; and it is a gulf! It's a good thing that I have hung up my wum-guns, because there'd be a massive "owning" on the cards for you, tonight (other than the several "ownings" you've already taken off PNP, that is).
HIAG mate, You've been rinsed on this forum more times than the Fairy liquid lady has on the adverts since the 1950's I think everybody on here knows who the forum clown is, your comments smack of desperation.
Barcelona's 23-year-old striker Neymar has reassured fans that pictures appearing to show him smoking on a balcony dressed in a bathrobe are not of him but a stunt double. (Source: BBC Football "Gossip" page) Yeah, of course it was, pal.
Wtf ? you clearly have mental health issues with your obsession with Piskie - you constantly post comments about wanting to "own" him or having "owned" him. The nature of your post is borderline paranoia you also have stated that you like to make a tit of yourself - having such low esteem is not good. Perhaps going to see a shrink might be able to help you. this isn't a wum just genuine concern for a fellow human being. if you can't see anything wrong then perhaps you could ask your family
Nah they're both as bad as each other. You just have to go on the Bournemouth board to see I'm right. I wish they would just have a good hard shag and get it out of their system. Boring as fck tbh. And that's about as much effort I want to give to their nonsense
Arsenal would have won the Premier League last season if they were managed by Jose Mourinho, according to former Chelsea striker Tony Cascarino. (Sky Sports) + He's a boy, that Tony!
Newcastle United manager Steve McClaren has told his Newcastle players he expects them to finish in the Premier League's top eight this season. (The Observer)
He didn't say PL top eight what ! PL top eight to sack manager before Xmas after fan revolt. PL top eight to fight relegation and only escape on last day. PL top eight of teams whose fans go into meltdown after every defeat. all feel free to join in, and remember not to be a wum as this is a wum free thread.
I always feel a bit sorry for the Geordies ( even more so now they've got the wally with the brolly) so long as Fat Mike owns the gaff, it's going nowhere!...
I know what you're saying, NSS. I may take the piss, but I do have a soft spot for the Toon. I much rather their fans than Mousers or United plastics (the fand who post to this site excepted, of course).
Chelsea's 24-year-old Belgium forward Eden Hazard says he routinely has to take painkillers after matches as a result of being persistently fouled, and has called for more protection from referees. (Sunday Telegraph) Welcome to the Prem, son!
Aston Villa manager Tim Sherwood believes former Tottenham and Togo striker Emmanuel Adebayor, 31, is willing to play for nothing and would be a welcome addition. (Evening Standard) Adebayor will play for nothing! Seems like Mourhino is not the only manager walking around with his underpants on his head!
West Ham's new £7m winger Michail Antonio, 25, says his mum stopped him signing for Tottenham as a teenager. (Mirror) I bet he's chuffed to bits about that! Thanks, Mum!
Mourinho and his players have banned "all banter" as they attempt to arrest the club's worst start to a top-flight season for 29 years. (Telegraph) Yeah, more likely it's a case that The Smug One has banned all banter, and the players have been told that the first one to crack a joke is going to end up walking off the side of Mad Dog's yatch, in the middle of the sea! I can see it now... Hazard: "Hey, boss! I was asked the other day, "how is the specialist in failure getting on?" and I told him that you're bearing up!" [Sound of merriment, as the dressing room erupts into laughter] Mourhino: "You think this is funny, Eden?" Hazard: "It's just a bit of banter, boss!" Mourhino: "You think you can laugh with your ripped-off cock in your mouth?" Hazard: "Boss! What the **** are you doing!" Mourhino: [grabbing Hazard and shouting to the other lads] "Hold this cock-sucker down while I get the scalpel from that doctor bitch's bag!"
Van Gaal has challenged his players to prove they are good enough to win the Champions League again. (Star) That's the equivalent of David Vine telling Eddie "the eagle" Edwards to "get out there, and show the Austrians that you haven't lost your skills, son!"
