The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

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N'Golo loves us ... he's one of our own ....
lol

I'll have you any money you want that he's not a Leicester player after the end of next season......

Enjoy him while you can, as the lad is absolutely incredible, and the driving force behind your success this season imo.
 
Just don't sell him to ****ing Arsenal.

... he'd struggle with the language there now tbf ... he is now fully acclimatised and fluent in the Leicester vernacular ... funnily enough he stopped me close to the Furry Doughnut public house on Raw Dykes Road just the other day and said '... alright m'duck, are yuh goin' down the Citi on Sundi?" ... speaks volumes <laugh>
 
... he'd struggle with the language there now tbf ... he is now fully acclimatised and fluent in the Leicester vernacular ... funnily enough he stopped me close to the Furry Doughnut public house on Raw Dykes Road just the other day and said '... alright m'duck, are yuh goin' down the Citi on Sundi?" ... speaks volumes <laugh>
Don't worry, he doesn't need to be able to speak English to play for that mob.
He may need to lower his sights a bit and aim for 4th place, though.
 
Ince is a cock but he's less of a cock than Andy Cole and Peter Schmeichel with Schmeichel being King Cock. Both Cole and Schmeichel refer to United as "us" and "we". **** off!

Get t'other fooking leg in't middle, yer daft 'appeth!
 
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He's probably giggling about it as much as I am, Stan, to be fair.

Come on, mate; don't tell me that the smear of a smile doesn't crease that stern Northern-bastard face of yours when you read that?
 
He's probably giggling about it as much as I am, Stan, to be fair.

Come on, mate; don't tell me that the smear of a smile doesn't crease that stern Northern-bastard face of yours when you read that?
I've no doubt he's giggling. I can never decide whether he's Beavis or Butthead.

One question, why are you doing impressions of someone from Yorkshire?
 
Very true, Blue.

Or, as Stan would say, "Too fooking right, yer soft Soothern bastards!" before giving his missus the back of his hand for good measure.
 
One question, why are you doing impressions of someone from Yorkshire?

I always thought that there's quite a bit of cross-over between you lot. Sure, there's bound to be a bit of region variance, but it's all basically "fook this!" and "fook that!" with a fair bit of not-saying-the-word-"the"-to fcuk-off-those-of-us-who-speak-proper-English about you.
 
Nice to see you're not wound up by it Noel.
Chill out, you take the piss out of my accent and I take the piss out of yours. It's no biggie.

What you must always bear in mind, Blue, is the fact that there is quite a difference in humour between North and South. By which I mean, we have a sense of humour, but Northerners don't. Northerners take the piss and call that funny - think Peter Kaye taking the piss out of people in wheel-chairs (Phoenix Nights). Stan probably goes to all his shows.
 
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