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The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. Former Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard says ex-Reds manager Rafael Benitez was "stupid" to sell midfielder Xabi Alonso to Real Madrid in 2009. The Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder, 35, describes El-Hadji Diouf as the worst signing of his time at Anfield and says there was a rivalry between Luis Suarez and Daniel Sturridge.
    (Mail)

    Slippy comes across as a right snide!

    No wonder 'Pool wanted rid of the nasty ****er!
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    He'll always be a legend but I would like him to give it a rest at the moment, not a week goes by without some kind of sound bite from him.
     
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  3. Tobes

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    His autobiography is being launched and The Daily Fail are serialising it. Hence the plethora of Gerrard stories about at the minute.
     
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    Oh right that explains it. Footy books bore me.
     
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  5. Tobes

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    There's a few decent ones, but most are dull as dishwater.
     
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  6. Most of them are used as nothing more than for players/managers to air their dirty washing in public. Some people like that kind of tittle-tattle. Me, not so much.
     
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  7. With Pelligrini's expensively assembled side getting humiliated by the rampant Spurs, today, I suspect that that the Arabs are going to spend what ever it takes to get Clippity Klop over to the Ethiad. Bad news for 'Pool, then!

    Still, never mind. It looks as though Steve MaClaren is going to be available, soon. Also, "King" Kenny is still out of work.

    So, plenty of options to choose from.
     
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    I think the Wally with the brolly would be ideal for them....
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Cant wait to hear his Scouse accent !
     
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  10. Before sacking Rodgers, Liverpool had already prepared a five-bedroom house in Formby for the arrival of a "special guest".
    (Source: The Sun)

    Classy!
    <laugh>

    You'll never walk alone?

    Yeah, like **** you won't!
     
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  11. Incoming Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp, 48, will give the club's players a chance to prove themselves - rather than planning significant changes straight away. (Daily Express)

    <laugh>
    Cue the same old faces!
     
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  12. Klopp has told Liverpool's owners that he can guide the club to a top-four Premier League finish this season. (Daily Mirror)

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    He's turned into a delusional Mouser, and he hasn't even joined the ****ing club, yet!
     
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  13. Dietmar Hamann, the former Liverpool and Germany midfielder, says his compatriot Klopp will bring a more direct style to Anfield.(Talksport)

    Harmann was one of several 'Pool legends who has slated Rodgers.

    When Klipperdy Klopp fails to do any better, I do hope that Harmann (and the other delusional ex-Mousers) slate him with equal passion.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    We all have to start somewhere and Klopp will earn qdos by smashing you lot up in his first game. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    not really i mean even BR managed to keep doing that
     
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  16. When Keystone Klopp fails to meet the expectations of the Mousers, 'Pool should be forced to place a new sign over the tunnel, leading on to the pitch, to read: "Klanfield, the theatre of broken dreams!"

    Us neutrals wouuld respect them for that.
     
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  17. Former Liverpool and France striker Djibril Cisse has been arrested over a sex tape extortion plot.
    (BBC Football website)

    First, we had Klan-gate; then, we had Hannibal-gate; now, we have Perv-gate!

    Is there no level of debauchery and depravity to which LFC will not descend?

    I feel soiled and defiled by this shocking news.
     
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  18. pieguts

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    Please refer to the "how to a successful WUM" thread. You really need to be more subtle to get a bite <laugh>
     
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  19. gooner4ever

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    But he is a master* WUM don't you know ?









    *self claimed and not acknowledged by others
     
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  20. I have mentioned, several times, that this is not a wum-thread.

    Please, see this thread as a service, keeping a check on Mouser delusions across the Nation.
     
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