The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

I actually want Pool to win it

 

They have a chance, they probably won't, but still a chance.

They'll win it way before Spurs ever do though.

 

I don’t.

 

Think the first rule of of both Meltdowns and Wum ****-Ups is:
You can edit them all you like but it doesn’t change the fact they happened.

Piskie to confirm on latter (cf Hiag).

 

You have to give a **** though.

 

Klopp fined for talking utter bollocks:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47323892

 

Klopp gets fined £45k for being a complete twat.

 

So you'll be bankrupt soon then?

 

Nope.

 

Yep, if being a twat is a fine, you couldn;t make enough to keep afloat.

 

You would know all about that, what with you being the biggest twat on the net.

 

Is that an honour?

Will i get a HOBE?

 

Oh dear, oh fcuking dear!

Discuss.

 

shocking, who would have thought they would have choked this early of the season.

@Skylarker won't be happy that Keita wasn't tearing the toffees a new one.

@astro still blaming #pgmol for the classic liverpool banana slip

 

I’m surprised Klopp didn’t blame our injuries for Liverpool dropping points today.

 

Skys gone all Ron Jeremies, doubt he's that bothered.

 

and once again you spelt "****ing" incorrectly you illiterate twat.
Has it occurred to you that the only other person who does this is Matth

 

Watch Kipper claim that he meant to spell it that way

 

You know hiag and matth are related and in fact a father and son duo here?

 

cut me some slack Bobby - i'm newish round these parts so i still putting all the clues together.