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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

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  1. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    If they don't win a trophy this season, he will be gone
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Mar 20, 2018
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Kane and Salah moving in the summer thats big money being spent
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Mar 20, 2018
  3. Hoddle is a god

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    The double-standards sickened me, this morning, listening to the Alan Brazil Breakfast Show, on my way to my consultancy.

    Alan had a Mouser caller on the line who was holding forth about how Klopp doesn't need to win anything to prove himself, because he's building for the future!
    <laugh>

    Yet, Poch has to win something otherwise he's proved himself to be utter ****e.

    It is actually laughable.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 20, 2018
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  4. Lovearsenalcock

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    Bellends
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Mar 20, 2018
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  5. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Same applies 'Arry the chin, if one of the Spanish clubs or Bayern or maybe PSG think he's got something worth offering £90m for Spurs owners will snatch the hand off them.
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Mar 20, 2018
  6. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    <laugh>
    Utterly dreadful wummery!
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 20, 2018
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  7. luvgonzo

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    Avatar on that?
     
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    luvgonzo, Mar 20, 2018
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  8. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    No wumming intended.:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Mar 20, 2018
  9. Lovearsenalcock

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    Just going by the usual narrative when a player is playing well, that's all ;)
     
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  10. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    So our bet is off for religious reasons, I truly understand and wouldn’t you to be in purdah
     
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  11. Lovearsenalcock

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    Good job I edited it to another one of my valid reasons
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Mar 20, 2018
  12. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Too late fam, I don’t want you to fall foul of your cleric as you are a good Muslim boy - no drink, drugs, hoes, or betting for you, and I don’t want to be party to your downfall
     
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    gooner4ever, Mar 20, 2018
  13. Hoddle is a god

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    You getting ready to wriggle out of a bet, G4E?

    Pix tried that **** with me, too.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 20, 2018
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  14. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    You have already beeled and cried out of our bet.
    As for Spurlock he doesn’t bet as he is a Muslim so he has forfeited our bet
     
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    gooner4ever, Mar 20, 2018
  15. Hoddle is a god

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    That sounds like you are desperate to find a way out without it looking like what it is - welching.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 20, 2018
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  16. gooner4ever

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    Bite.


    if only you knew what has been discussed between me and Spurlock and the offer I made regarding our bet. Best you PM him and ask before you make a twat of yourself
     
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    gooner4ever, Mar 20, 2018
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  17. Hoddle is a god

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    The first rule of wummery - never ask questions, simply wade in with wum-guns blazing.
    <whistle>
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 20, 2018
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    Your first rule of wummery is to **** it up mate
     
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    gooner4ever, Mar 20, 2018
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  19. Hoddle is a god

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    <laugh>
    Remember Pixie's opening gambit in his "wum **** up" thread?

    I've enshrined it in my siggy.

    Classic Pixie, that!
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 20, 2018
  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Why does Hiag always talk about Piskie, and vice-versa?
     
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    Commachio, Mar 20, 2018
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