The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

What with Goretzka choosing Bayern Munich over 'Pool, it has been noted that some Mousers have been shedding tears at his "loss," as though they genuinely believed that he would choose them over a true European giant!

I rather fear that it is time to dust the cobwebs off this thread, lads, and help our resident Mousers get over this relapse into the world of their former delusion.

Be kind, yeah?

They need our help, not wummery, lads.

Thanks.

 

Translation:

* ****, Pool are gonna finish higher than Spurs this year. Since I am a bitter ****tard who has to make a thread attempting to ridicule anyone who has the audacity to finish higher than Spurs, I better bump this one.*

 

Spurs probably won’t finish top 4.

 

Maybe not.
Its very close at the moment.
Either way Pool are building a decent side, and HIAG knows this, so he has to preempt any success they may get with a "I know they are winning **** and we aint, but WEEEEEEE LOOK AT MEE!!!" thread.

 

Wow!

I never expected so much venom from you, Bods!

Anyone would think that you're rattled about something, mate.

 

Yup, completely rattled by your attempt to take the piss out of Liverpool (probably the team I hate most in the PL ).

 

So, why aren't you joining in with the ****s & giggles?

 

who is the hottie?

 

Personally I'm gutted to lose out on someone I've never heard of.

 

Amy Jackson, British actress.

 

Probably it’s because everybody knows you’re a bitter twisted **** perhaps.

 

She's lovely

 

Because it is too easy to predict what you are going to do.
You started the "Mouser thread" when Liverpool were the team Spurs were trying to supplant in the top 4.
Then When Spurs got in at their expense, you left them alone.
Now they look like edging you out again, well **** me if the Mouser thread doesnt get a bump

 

Indeed she is

 

He knows whereas they may finish above Arsenal the chances of finishing above the ‘Daddies of London’ are just a dream. So he has just picked on Liverpool because they are and will be top 4 for some considerable time.

 

Well that was quite embarrassing for @Hoddle Is A God I'd imagine

I've booked my " day of reckoning" for tomorrow mate don't be late

 

I dare say the "Daddies of London" League, which was quickly shelved when Spurs fell out of the top 4, will get a bump too if Spurs manage to break in to the top four

 

That was a hilarious haig moment, I believe after abandoning that particular thread during Tottenhams slip down the league (which ironically came after beating us) it got bumped so much he was eventually bullied into a reluctant update that read (at the time) something like

Chavs
Goons
Spurs
Spammers

 

#meltdown

 

@Hoddle Is A God is ****ed if they miss out on top 4 as he has a bet with @Archers Road to carry a Sol Campbell avatar for a month