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The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. Consider my ribs well and truly tickled, my friend.
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Friend? Didn't you tell us everything you post on here was bullshit?
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Not sure that combo with City, Arsenal and Utd can happen as they play each other.

    Can they all win every game if they have to play each other <confused>
     
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  4. Oh, come on, Sky!

    How the hell am I supposed to wum if you are going to inject reality into the scenario?
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Dont worry Arsenal will lose and finish 6th

    Seriously, its going to be interesting final games
     
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    Sorry, I thought you were dull these days, so responded reflecting that.
     
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  7. I'm not sure that anyone has noticed, but the old HIAG has sneaked back onto the scene!
    :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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    It's hard to tell with them both being twats!

    I think I have some kind of forum based tourettes?
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I think you need to have an affair bro, I've mentioned it before.
     
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  10. Yes, but they are each twats for completely different reasons, tbf.

    New HIAG was a dull, boring twat, whereas old HIAG is a devilishly clever twat, with a massive tool.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    Anyone you could recommend?
     
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  13. Bloody hell, Luvs!

    You are a cruel bastard today!
     
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    @Spurlock thinks I need to get laid. <wizard>
     
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  15. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Your neighbours wife?
    The bike at work?
    Your wife's Bezzie?

    The world is your Oyster Luv.
     
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    I did an 8 hour round trip to Anfield yesterday perhaps I'm just a bit pissed off and should stick with Mrs luv?
     
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  17. If it calms you down, mate - go for it!

    What kind of shape are you in? If you are even slightly tubby, there's no chance. You'll need to hit the streets with your running shoes and get down to your shagging-weight.
     
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    Slightly tubby deffo, but the knees are not good so a walk is about it for me, funny enough the knees are probably in bad shape from me doing a couple of half marathons whan I was 15/16, too young to be doing those distances but nobody really cared back in the day. Fastest was 1 hour 40something.
     
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  19. Spurlock

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    Of course you should...just have the wife on the side
     
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    I'm too lazy to be nice to another woman, it's enough effort being nice to one.
     
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