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The all new: "Better than Trev's Headline Game, Headline Game": Leeds vs Toon

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Obi Wan, Aug 30, 2025.

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Choose your favourite headline.

Poll closed Sep 2, 2025.
  1. Trevs a **** (Magdad)

    6.7%
  2. For Farke sake, Howe did we not win? (Obi)

    20.0%
  3. Ole, ole… (Fadge)

    0 vote(s)
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  4. Isak’s a **** Ole Ole (CaraMatt)

    6.7%
  5. The money pitt (Munson)

    6.7%
  6. Bedwetting's Back, Baby! (DPP)

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  7. We have a winner. I’m not wasting my time as I can’t beat this one. (GG)

    6.7%
  8. I've only just woken up and missed this (Judge)

    6.7%
  9. Unable to Nick it: Woltermade can only watch Toothless Toon (Halfbreed)

    6.7%
  10. Purple Dildo

    33.3%
  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Oh and this was all wrapped up before Trev has finalised the Liverpool headline game from the week earlier.
     
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  2. CaraMatt

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    I’d like to take a moment to express my gratitude to my fellow Not606rs, the staff, the mods and, above all, the city of Newcastle and the amazing supporters for the three unforgettable days or so of this headline game we shared together.

    Together we have written history and brought the forum to the place where it truly belongs. It has been an honour to be part of the journey – from reaching the charade that was the latter stage of Trev’s effort to now seeing the winning of the first Obi Wan trophy, by Obi Wan [do your own research] in over … well, all the years. Forever grateful. Thank you, Not606
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What an absolute bag of **** this was from the rotund one. A complete thread salad (which is alien to him) and more fiddle that Stradivarius.

    Stalin had more democratic process that this blimp.

    The true result is there for all to see.

    All hail the Dildo.

    #beelin'
     
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  5. Rim & Black for 2

    Rim & Black for 2 Well-Known Member

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    Disgraceful. Outrageous. Despicable. What an absolute joke from the fat one. I demand that FB's false version of my game be scratched off the history records and that my original version be reinstated immediately Well, at least when we next play a game. I shall also be taking legal action against copying my game without permission. See you in court FB. I hope you like porridge.
     
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  6. Magdad

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    If only you knew a decent solicitor <laugh>
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    Wow. Just Wow. OK, I see.

    Despite a genuine attempt to liberate everyone from the tyranny that was Trev's cheating game, I see he and Chippy are leading a charge to overthrow me. That's Trev the cheat and Chippy who will always derail votes with his sock accounts.

    But I can see how it might look to everyone else. Yes, I won, but it was fair and square. I was like Newcastle trying to break through the top tier, having played it properly and by the rules. But the cartel has shown their cards. They don't like competition.

    My suggestion is that I step aside, but that another regular participant (not Trev or Chippy) takes up the reigns to see just how the cartel really operates. Then you can all judge for yourselves what has really happened here. Don't let the cartel win.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  9. Rim & Black for 2

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    Oh look Hamish trying to be funny again.
     
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  10. Rim & Black for 2

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    Anyone else trying to steal or copy my game will also be taken to court. This is my game.
     
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    You've had your day old man. Your time is up. Like Sepp Blatter, you gained from years of horrid corruption, but now it's time for the people to step up and put an end to your filthy regime.
     
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    FB throwing his sizeable weight around. <doh>
     
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    gained?????? <laugh>
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    That's a lot of years worth of ice-cream.
     
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    Cometh the hour….

    I can read between the lines you know.

    If you are all so pointedly choosing me to lead, then I cannot refuse - the people have again spoken. And I hear their cry for justice.

    So - on the final whistle of the lads’ next Premier League match I will set up a game that bears absolutely no resemblance to Trevor’s, and will not be tainted by the terrible accusations (unsubstantiated) levelled against Obi.


    For legal reasons I can’t give too much away at this stage, but I can assure you that MBS will not have day to day control of the new game and that the Saudi PIF will have no decision making powers. I will be in charge. That was good enough for Masters so I hope it’s satisfactory to you lot.

    I promise you not just a new dawn, gentlemen (and lady); but a new dawn with, at last, clean air for the masses to breathe … strength and honour… strength and honour

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    Those don’t gel with Gladiator ffs - it’s turned a powerfully emotional post that was going to revitalise the game, into a teatime kids telly larf<doh>
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    I_Find_Your_Lack_of_Faith_Disturbing_banner.jpg
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    I tried to show you my support. But you've behaved just like Isak kicking his adoring fans in the nuts.

    So...
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