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How many computers do you own Ponders? Need an IT technician?

I'm back in London tomorrow

 

Toby lives a leafy suburb that's 95% Church of England I bet ye.

Try living in ****ing Allison street m8!!

@Der Kaiser had to move ffs

 

I own two computers, six gaming consoles, a couple of tablet things and a Vauxhall Corsa.

The Corsa needs some work doing if you are interested.

 

I could be your personal video game trainer?

As Trev is so fond of pointing out, I don't own a car and have very limited car-repairing skills

 

I'm going to be staying in my old flat, in an estate near London Fields.

You jocks wouldn't last 5mins on Mare Street

 

I'm currently playing LA Noire on PS3. It's not bad, but it does get a little bit repetitive for my liking.

I normally pay local urchins to do menial tasks for me. I could never allow someone with your technical abilities to stoop to such a level.

I will let you know if and when I need IT support, though.

 

If you ever need someone to come over and play video games whilst smoking lots of weed I charge very reasonable rates

 

^^^^ Has spent so long pretending to be scottish he actually thinks he's a jock

The only Scotsmen I've encountered in London have been tramps, FACT

 

Every single Scotsman you've met in London has been a tramp?

I find that very hard to believe.

 

It's a sad fact but it's true

Stop standing up for jocks anyways you plastic spastic

 

Plastic

 

*sigh*

Run along you thick little wannabe-jock mong

 

There is a lot of Scottish tramps in London to be fair

 

Real jocks (****s fae Glesga) would come down and kick **** out of London... we'd only need 5 or 6 of us.

 

You're fae Uddingston ya plum

 

Why would I wannabe a Jock

 

Why the **** would I know? It's quite pathetic tbh...

 

I don't wanna be a Jock though, I've never indicated as much