The "All British Club" Bar

Never heard of her... but she'll do fine. I was having a job to think of any female tennis players..you nearly got Virginia Wade.

Well done lala for setting this up.....we're all set now for the AO..so bring it on!

Of course, I don't yet know which week I'll be joining you all, in the middle of the night.

I'm hoping to be able to watch most of Andy's matches.

 

I'm not sure what a Blue Lagoon is but I'm willing to give it a go. I do like a Rusty Nail though.

 

Come on ST you could do better than that, theres about 10 better looking female tennis players than her!

 

I dunno. I have a thing for blonde haired, blue eyed Germans

It's the only thing me and Hitler have in common, honest

 

A rusty nail?? I'm not gonna ask.

ST, my son's gf is a blonde German.

cheers!

 

Blonde hair and blue eyes sound good but then she stretches her arms to reveal big hairy armpits

Wozniacki, Sharapova, Zvonareva, Clijsters, Jankovic, Hantuchova, Ivanovic, Kirilenko to name but a few of females tennis players I wouldn't mind getting served by. If you don't know any of them then google them and thank me later

 

Lucky him!

 

I know them all but there's just something about Lisicki that does something to me. She's not the most photogenic person in the world I'll agree but I saw her playing at Wimbledon (on the telly alas!) and I like the way she moves.

 

I wouldn't say no to her but she'd be down my list

Does the bar sell wife beater?

 

Wife beater? Is this a drink or a threat??

 

Yes it's a drink, it's a pint of Stella

 

LOL there you go and welcome to the All British Club bar!

 

Talking of wife beaters, have you heard our (Argyle's) chant about "dirty northern bastards"?? BTW this is in reference to Northern English players not Jocks, thought I ought to point that out lol

 

Best to be on the safe side considering it's a site with quite a lot of Scots

 

Yeah I saw your location as being Glasgow

 

We're a good bunch though, especially me and ST. I'll say that since we're the only ones who frequent the tennis forum so can get away with it

 

ST is 100% different here than elsewhere on the forum. I think it may be likewise you, I recognise your username from somewhere but I don't recall where.

 

I think we use our manners while we're on the tennis board, on General Chat we don't really hold back

 

It must have been from the GC I recognised your name then least said the better I think.

I'm hoping the bar is going to busy up in the run up to the Aussie Open and there may just be some celebrating to be had.

I really hope that this forum and in particular the bar isn't going to encourage the usual Anti Scot, Anti Murray types that generally frequent tennis forums. It's really boring, so predictable and pisses me off. It should be reserved purely for English/Scottish football and otherwise friendly banter.

 

If Murray can get a good run in the Aussie Open then we may see more people come onto the Tennis board, whether it be good or bad things said about Murray I'm sure plenty of people will have an opinion. Everyone becomes an expert when it comes to the grand slams