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The AFC "TW desperation" and "wishful thinking" thread

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 30, 2013.

  1. <doh>
    Sweet Lord! You Gooner wums are like flies, I swat one and three more turn up to feast on its corpse.
     
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  2. junction8spurs

    junction8spurs Active Member

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    HIAG
    I'm all for winding up our nomadic neighbours. Your exchanges with them, or 3 in particular, make for amusing reading.

    Just think that you should hold off with the power shift talk till it happens! (I do believe that this season we'll finish above them for a change!!)
     
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  3. You do know what I'm about, don't you, J8?

    "The Spurs Juggernaut."

    "Kings of Europe."

    "Let's make a cheeky bid for Rooney."

    Or do you think that I actually meant all of those things?

    Take your time to work it out. I have all season.
     
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  4. junction8spurs

    junction8spurs Active Member

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    I know, as do most sane people, that you are on the wum but it doesn't stop some of the nomads believing everything you write!

    I'd bet that certain posters over there are creaming themselves over that list you've just wrote, hanging on every word!!
     
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  5. <laugh>
    I know. Great, isn't it!
     
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  6. crackerman jack

    crackerman jack Well-Known Member

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    Please everyone have a read of the Arsenal thread "it was supposed to be our year". It is absolutely brilliant. Especially page 5.
     
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  7. Roo

    Roo Well-Known Member

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    What.the.****.....!
     
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  8. It's actually called "This was Arsenal's moment but instead..."

    Pages 4 and 5 are, without doubt, the most bizarre I have ever read on any sports forum.

    The Gooners are tearing themselves to pieces, just as I predicted they would. Without me to bait, PESKIE has taken to hounding his fellow fans. Looks like poor young Arsenal87 is going to be PESKIE's long-term victim, now that he cannot visit this board and take out his sexual frustrations on me.

    I am now off to change my signature, as I need to include a piece of comedy gold that was created on that thread.
     
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  9. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    All I can come up with is....blind leading the blind.
     
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  10. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Mark Lawrenson Football analyst

    "The north London derby is always explosive and to add to it this year is the fact that it's been like chalk and cheese between these two rivals when it comes to the transfer market this summer.

    "Arsenal don't appear to have any form of transfer policy. What have they been doing for the past three months?"

    <laugh>
     
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  11. Han Shot First

    Han Shot First New Member

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    Watching reruns of Songs of Praise?
     
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  12. Oops! Bang goes Lawro's chances of being reinstated to the Gooners' Not606 board!
    <laugh>
     
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  13. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    1.01 Arsenal beat Tottenham today and finish above them in the league, whether they sign anyone or not.

    Arsenal also have games with Dortmund and Napoli to look forward to in the Champions League while Spurs have boring Europa League they probably wont even be trying in.

    Arsenal have Ramsey and Wilshere.

    Tottenham are losing their best player and have a full new team that will need time to gel.

    Arsenal are doing the right thing, the crazy spending in England is ruining the game and it wont last forever.

    Pogba is now valued at 160m thanks to Spurs and their absurd valuation of Gareth Bale.
     
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  14. deedub93

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    1.01 Arsenal beat Tottenham today and finish above them in the league, whether they sign anyone or not. You may or may not be right on both counts, personally I think the former is more likely than the latter, but unless you sign a few players I think the latter is unobtainable.

    Arsenal also have games with Dortmund and Napoli to look forward to in the Champions League while Spurs have boring Europa League they probably wont even be trying in. Yes agreed, you have two very difficult matches which should be very competitive, we have a walkover. See you in the ropey knockout later.

    Arsenal have Ramsey and Wilshere. Ramsey is your best player, in fact he is your only player who would get into to Spurs squad. I think we've seen the best of Wheelchair. Barkley will keep him out of the England side, it's a downhill spiral from her on for Wheelchaire.

    Tottenham are losing their best player and have a full new team that will need time to gel. You are not an idiot, most spurs fans agree with that.

    Arsenal are doing the right thing, the crazy spending in England is ruining the game and it wont last forever. No and Yes, You goons need to keep in touch, a Euro super league is not far away, mark my words.

    Pogba is now valued at 160m thanks to Spurs and their absurd valuation of Gareth Bale. You could be right, but our chairman has to maximise the benefit of losing our best player. Pogba is not our problem.
     
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  15. Not PC enough

    Not PC enough New Member

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    a whole thread with only ONE realistic post .

    well done .:cheesy:

    Take a bow HIAG , another classic foot in gob post , keep it up old chap .

    Looks like Mr Bean will have to write a few more cheques to catch up with a barebones Arsenal.

    ONE HUNDRED MILLION , aint quite got you there has it . ?

    toodle pip .
     
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    This foot in mouth thread is hilarious. I must thank Piskie for the link.
     
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  17. enigma

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    <laugh> and you wonder why we call you deluded
     
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  18. EmirAleks

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    What an amusing thread.
     
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    Very amusing indeed.
     
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  20. TheOXOCube:5pur2

    TheOXOCube:5pur2 Pride of North London

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    LASpurs
    The gift that keeps on giving
     
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