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with brussel sprouts

 

and ugly fruit

 

All covered in

 

five different kinds

 

Elton John's pants

 

from the collection

 

of David Seaman

 

and his orange

 

tinted tanning cream

 

and spunky shorts

 

which were soiled

 

just for Elton

 

during his honeymoon

 

in Watford's showers

 

,the golden kind,

 

from mining operations

 

up his arse

 

with diamond tipped

 

freshly picked asparagus

 

grown in a