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I like you

 

" said Benny Hill

 

And the bald

 

actor Telly Savalas

 

you mean kojak

 

but not Columbo

 

a dodgy geezer

 

who often frequented

 

wet himself while

 

He watched Dallas

 

because of Victoria

 

sponge with jelly

 

and a tub

 

Of boiling fat

 

from his belly

 

Made him evacuate

 

his garden shed

 

Because it smelled

 

of rotten fish

 

and manky beetroots