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  1. Wherever

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    Penis like cactus
     
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    Just like mine! <laugh>
     
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    That girls adore
     
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    a generous length
     
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    unless frigid cold
     
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    and looks more
     
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    Steve claridge's face
     
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    and soapy bubbles
     
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    while listening to
     
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    Right to eleven
     
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