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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Hoop-Leif, Dec 30, 2014.

  1. Totallyqpr

    Totallyqpr Well-Known Member

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    with a straw
     
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    Hat, and used...
     
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    as window cloths
     
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    or snot rags
     
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    ...during Kleenex shortages...
     
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    Caused by weeping...
     
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    ...open sores that...
     
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    hurt the scrotum
     
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  9. Busy Being Headhunted

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    especially because of
     
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    shuffling of the
     
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    ...Tom and Harry...
     
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  12. Busy Being Headhunted

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    you forgot dick
     
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    who spotted a
     
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    which he shoved
     
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    hairy moist fanny
     
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    and lost it
     
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    Under a large
     
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