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and Phil Dowd

 

who is blind

 

in one eye

 

or perhaps both

 

And also overweight

 

putting it mildly

 

Like his plates

 

full of nosh

 

Including clotted cream

 

and pork stratchings

 

Washed down with

 

lashings and lashings

 

Of Warninks Advokaat

 

stolen from Sainsburys

 

Last Friday evening

 

that tastes like

 

Rotten eggs and

 

some yellow gunk

 

Otherwise known as

 

some dutch crap