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of Bela Lugosi

 

And Ena Sharples

 

which is mindboggling

 

But nevertheless true

 

despite claims by

 

Miss Whiplash and

 

Captain BIrdseye that

 

Randy old sailor

 

and fish fetishist

 

from lower Randsfjorden

 

Were infact the

 

biological parents despite

 

Paddy McGinty's goat

 

Being pushed up

 

As a contender

 

for the prize

 

That nobody wanted

 

A flesh coloured

 

Slug with halitosis

 

named George Osborne